Puisi Pagi Isnin

Aku nak makan babi
Babi nak makan aku
Mereka kata aku puki
Aku berkata bahasa baku.

TAMAT

Selected Essays From The Study Of Post Future Theories By chi too (chapter 8)

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Awake/Asleep

I have no other desire than to sleep
Life should be like chat programs where we merely have to switch status... Online/Offline.

Awake/Asleep

I'm changing my status to 'Asleep' now.
Please don't bother to ever change it again.

Aku Rasa Macam...

Pukimak.

Selected Essays From The Study Of Post Future Theories By chi too (chapter 7)

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Emo Di Hari Raya

Hari ini saya berasa sungguh emo
Saya tidak faham kenapa. Apakah rasa kesepian yang dirasa, sedangkan saya sering dikerumuni kawan kawan yang tersayang. Entahlah, mungkinkah kompas saya sudah rosak, ia menunjukkan saya ke arah tujuan yang entahapahapaentah.

Kewarasan saya sangsi
Tempoh hayat saya sudah basi.

chi too's Guide On How To Make The World A Better Place : Selected Excerpts From Selected Essays (2 of many)

All homes should be fitted with 2 water supply inlets.
1 supplies regular clean water.
The other... Orangina.

I can do this all day long.
I might as well just.

Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes

Selected Essays From The Study Of Post Future Theories By chi too (chapter 6)

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I wanted to tell you the truth
So I decided to tell you a lie

Selected Essays From The Study Of Post Future Theories By chi too (chapter 5)

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chi too's Guide On How To Make The World A Better Place : Selected Excerpts From Selected Essays (1 of many)

People should be born with absolute telepathy abilities.
That way, we don't have to waste time with boring work meetings.

I Found It

I have my Sigg bottle for 5 years now...
It is dented in every single way possible, its red paint peeled and scraped.
I love my Sigg bottle.

I'm so happy that I found it back. It would be most distressing buying a new one and trying to get to that level that we were at.

Sighhh.....

Loss... A Requeim

I lost my sigg bottle
I might as well lose my mind.

Wait a minute... I have already lost my mind.

I Heart Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show

I love Kiko! Let's spin the whell of fun!

Startling Facts That Are Not So Startling After All (part two of many)

Did you know?
The average human spends 6 months of his life exhaling every year.

Now you know!

Startling Facts That Are Not So Startling After All (part one of many)

Did you know?
The average person spends 4 months of his/her life sleeping every year.

Now you know.

Ooouuh... My Tra La La

Technogasm...
320 GB hard disk in my laptop.

Piring Keras Raksaksa.

oh fuck...

It just occured to me that I've not been entirely honest to you.
Maybe that's why I find it hard to get over it.