Veuve Cliche Ponsardin (1 of too many)

When in Sydney, go to the Opera House and gawk at the Harbour Bridge.

chi too's Guide On How To Make The World A Better Place : Selected Excerpts From Selected Essays (3 of many)

Every road should have at least one of its lanes converted into bicycle lanes. In the instance when the road only has one lane on each direction, It shall then be a bicycle-and-pedestrian-access-only road.

Happiness is... kayuh basikal

Puisi Pagi Khamis

Hari Khamis...
Bersamamu, kita makan kismis

Adventures In Oxymoron (Part 1 of many)

"It's always at the last place you look"

Assuming that it is the 3rd or 4th place that you look (or one millionth eight hundred and seventy third place)... it will still be the last place since once something is found, efforts to continue to find it will cease.

Unless of course, you keep looking despite having found it.

In Hiatus

Need I say more...

Startling Facts That Are Not So Startling After All (part three of many)

Do you know?

40% of off days taken by employees are on mondays and fridays.

Now you know!

Nothing have changed

Puisi Pagi Isnin

Aku nak makan babi
Babi nak makan aku
Mereka kata aku puki
Aku berkata bahasa baku.

TAMAT

Selected Essays From The Study Of Post Future Theories By chi too (chapter 8)

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Awake/Asleep

I have no other desire than to sleep
Life should be like chat programs where we merely have to switch status... Online/Offline.

Awake/Asleep

I'm changing my status to 'Asleep' now.
Please don't bother to ever change it again.

Aku Rasa Macam...

Pukimak.

Selected Essays From The Study Of Post Future Theories By chi too (chapter 7)

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Emo Di Hari Raya

Hari ini saya berasa sungguh emo
Saya tidak faham kenapa. Apakah rasa kesepian yang dirasa, sedangkan saya sering dikerumuni kawan kawan yang tersayang. Entahlah, mungkinkah kompas saya sudah rosak, ia menunjukkan saya ke arah tujuan yang entahapahapaentah.

Kewarasan saya sangsi
Tempoh hayat saya sudah basi.

chi too's Guide On How To Make The World A Better Place : Selected Excerpts From Selected Essays (2 of many)

All homes should be fitted with 2 water supply inlets.
1 supplies regular clean water.
The other... Orangina.

I can do this all day long.
I might as well just.

Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes

Selected Essays From The Study Of Post Future Theories By chi too (chapter 6)

PM < X

I wanted to tell you the truth
So I decided to tell you a lie

Selected Essays From The Study Of Post Future Theories By chi too (chapter 5)

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chi too's Guide On How To Make The World A Better Place : Selected Excerpts From Selected Essays (1 of many)

People should be born with absolute telepathy abilities.
That way, we don't have to waste time with boring work meetings.