Perhaps (a draft)

I Heart

Punctuality is my greatest virtue

I just don't know which time zone I live in.

I Must Defy My Magic Eight Ball

I must stop consulting my magic eight ball...
But it's always so accurate. Damn it

'Should I stop consulting my magic eight ball'..
'WITHOUT A DOUBT'

I will continue to consult my magic eight ball

chi too's Guide On How To Make The World A Better Place : Selected Excerpts From Selected Essays (4 of many)

Fuck work... I'm going to sleep

A big pond of sadness
It overflows and drowns the entire universe
And sends everything into reverse

For all who lingers in its peripherals will break down and weep in perpetuity.

The Way You Make Me Feel

Bleah... what's the point






















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When I grow up, I want to be H.G. Wells

Selected Essays From The Study Of Post Future Theories By chi too (chapter 10)

Selected Essays From The Study Of Post Future Theories By chi too (chapter 9)

k = < K

Siri Emo Di Petang Ahad (Yang Diselubungi Rasa Gembira Masam Tawar)

Oh... Apakandaya.

ps: mungkin kita akan bertemu di hari yang lain di tempat yang lain. Mungkin di bawah pokok yang rendang sambil menghirup udara nyaman yang dibawa bayu barat daya.

What if we live in an existentialist vortex, where the entire universe is actually contained in every atom that makes up the entire universe.

We might just.

Veuve Cliche Ponsardin (1 of too many)

When in Sydney, go to the Opera House and gawk at the Harbour Bridge.

chi too's Guide On How To Make The World A Better Place : Selected Excerpts From Selected Essays (3 of many)

Every road should have at least one of its lanes converted into bicycle lanes. In the instance when the road only has one lane on each direction, It shall then be a bicycle-and-pedestrian-access-only road.

Happiness is... kayuh basikal

Puisi Pagi Khamis

Hari Khamis...
Bersamamu, kita makan kismis

Adventures In Oxymoron (Part 1 of many)

"It's always at the last place you look"

Assuming that it is the 3rd or 4th place that you look (or one millionth eight hundred and seventy third place)... it will still be the last place since once something is found, efforts to continue to find it will cease.

Unless of course, you keep looking despite having found it.

In Hiatus

Need I say more...

Startling Facts That Are Not So Startling After All (part three of many)

Do you know?

40% of off days taken by employees are on mondays and fridays.

Now you know!

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