Where Are You On A Night Like Tonight? a.k.a. You And Me Put The 'You' And 'Me' In 'You And Me'

Wish you were here

Things That Make Me Happy (1 of many)

Drinking cold fresh milk straight from the box on a day when the rain drizzles lightly outside my window.

-for sue

Best Zine Ever (in the category of 'not why does she laugh at my tragedy and i want to watch paint dry with you')

Beside amazing zines like 'why does she laugh at my tragedy' and 'I want to watch paint dry with you', there are many other really amazing zines by really amazing people who surprisingly do not go by the name 'chi too'

an example would be 'i don't talk to strangers' by dil malik... which i reread today while cleaning my room.

If you really are the reincarnation of a monk who have failed to attain enlightenment...
I'd travel my way to Luang Phabang, shave my head, don a saffron robe and hope to never ever achieve enlightenment.

I'll chant 'mo'

i like eating haw flakes
they cost 10 cents a tube
they've always cost 10 cents a tube
but now the tube is smaller

Hypothetical Situation 1

From now on, I will only answer to the call of 'handsome fucker'
for example...

you: hey chi too!
you: hey chi too!

(i ignore you)

you: hey handsome fucker!
me: yeah!

An excerpt

some of the most beautiful words I've heard for a long time... by Alice.

“Why are you so sad”?
“Because I am flawed and I don’t understand things quick enough to avoid the sadness”, said Alice.

Do you find me repulsive...
Does the sight of me make you want to vomit blood and then lick them all up again just so that the disgust of it would make you vomit again.

ps: where are you when i need you most? why do you have to run away to such a goddamned far away country? why did i not entertain the thought of running away with you? why do i only entertain the thought now, now that its too fucking late? why am i always too fucking late for everything?

Conversations with you (10 of many)

Me: I'm so tired
You: Do you want some Red Bull
Me: No... all I want is you

It worries me that the people who are so passionate about changing the world are idiots.

Conversations with someone else (3 of many)

Me : Fuck you la fucker
You : Shut up la bastard
Me : Sorry... when I say fucker I really mean handsome bastard

Everybody Needs Some Sugar

I like girls...

but girls don't like me...

thank you for making my weekend

ps: thank you marion for making me want to get off my ass

Or maybe I really mean us...

And when I say me, I really do mean you

When I say you, I really mean me

I don't know what to think of you anymore...

I Want To Be Your Asian Slave

Aziz, you make my life complete



from childhood i never knew
why i was born as an asian
all those years i watched norwegian sitcoms
i looked up to and loved all them caucasians (though at the time i only knew them as white people)

i want to be your asian slave
and you gonna leash me my white master ching chong
lets make fuck together
lets make fuck together

why did genetics deal me this card
i want all that intelligence and beauty that ive never had (or will ever nurture)
in white skin blue eyes golden hair
there, even that brunette will do
and definitely eurasians too! (because im desperate)

i want to be your asian slave
and you will leash me my white master
lets make fuck together
lets make fuck together

i know they have better skin
though ive never confirmed this
and i want to be as smart as the whites
so i fixed my engrish

i want to be your asian slave
and you will leash me my white master
lets make fuck together
lets make fuck together

i want to have white children
i want to have all those superior white genes to give
though my whole life i now know
i will always be an asian slave

i want to be your asian slave
and you will leash me my white master
lets make fuck together
lets make fuck together

you are my beautiful white master
and i am your ugly half deaf stuttering stupid asian slave
i never knew beautiful people could be so benevolent to love ugly people
its good to be easy