I can do this all day long.
I might as well just.

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I wanted to tell you the truth
So I decided to tell you a lie

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People should be born with absolute telepathy abilities.
That way, we don't have to waste time with boring work meetings.

I Found It

I have my Sigg bottle for 5 years now...
It is dented in every single way possible, its red paint peeled and scraped.
I love my Sigg bottle.

I'm so happy that I found it back. It would be most distressing buying a new one and trying to get to that level that we were at.

Sighhh.....

Loss... A Requeim

I lost my sigg bottle
I might as well lose my mind.

Wait a minute... I have already lost my mind.

I Heart Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show

I love Kiko! Let's spin the whell of fun!

Startling Facts That Are Not So Startling After All (part two of many)

Did you know?
The average human spends 6 months of his life exhaling every year.

Now you know!

Startling Facts That Are Not So Startling After All (part one of many)

Did you know?
The average person spends 4 months of his/her life sleeping every year.

Now you know.

Ooouuh... My Tra La La

Technogasm...
320 GB hard disk in my laptop.

Piring Keras Raksaksa.

oh fuck...

It just occured to me that I've not been entirely honest to you.
Maybe that's why I find it hard to get over it.

Raise Your Flag!

A Bernama reporter asked me today...

Reporter : Rasanya kenapa tak ramai orang yang menerbangkan bendera Malaysia? (translation : Why do you think people don't raise the Malaysian flag?)

I stare at him blankly...

me : Don't ask questions that leads to answers that you will not be allowed to broadcast.

Selamat Hari Merdeka... I leave you with this...

Plagiarism Pleasures : Wisdom From Ricky Gervais

How do we know that?

We don't. Stupid, isn't it? No it isn't. Why not? I don't know. Do you? Ha! Not so clever now, are you? You will be when you've read this book. You'll know everything. That'll be good, won't it? Not, it won't, because there'll be nothing left to learn, and learning is great, so that will be sad. So i'd stop reading this book now...

I told you to stop reading. You've got a lot to learn.

You'd better read on.

Ricky Gervais,
More Flanimals

Fucking repulsive
Another goddamned haiku
I will vomit blood

ps: my performance was stellar, the execution... flawless. Where's my bloody award?

Aku Rasa Macam Pukimak

Aku rasa macam pukimak
Tak usah cerita.

A Fortuneteller Told Me

Down the wrong sidewalk
A fortuneteller told me
'You are so fucked up'

Sunday Night Haiku

I like soto mee
The taste lingers in my mouth
Please get the fuck out

ps: I don't mean to be mean to you but somehow I can't help but to project my anger at you. Please forgive me. Sorry, but I will keep doing this to you.

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