I Will Follow You

- This is dedicated to all my clients...

(sing to the tune of 'I Will Follow You')

"I will follow you
Follow you like a fucking Ah Long
Breathing down your neck til I get my cheque
Splash blood red paint on your office
Be careful your nether orificeeeeeee......

I will follow you."

- This is for all my suppliers and contractors...

"Imagine that it's just like prostitution. Only without the pleasures and the risks of contracting STDs."