Monday, January 18, 2010
Friday, January 08, 2010
Thursday, January 07, 2010
Tuesday, January 05, 2010
Sunday, January 03, 2010
Social Verbal Discourse With You (1 of many)
Me: I think I need to lose weight, of late, everyone has been telling me that I've put on a lot of weight.
You: No, don't... you are perfect the way you are. If you lose weight you won't be chi too.
Me: So, what you are saying is that I should remain unattractive and overweight, thus depleting my chances of attracting members of the opposite sex, just so that you can maintain a perfect romantised ideal of who I am. And not to mention, the potential dangers of cardiovascular diseases. You want me to deal with all these nonsense just because you want me to remain the way you perceive me as being perfect... not to mention your secret fixation with chubby men despite yourself being a highly attractive and intelligent individual (though this would mean nothing since all I am attracted to is your potential to make vast amounts of money from your profession in the future)*.
You: Oh... sorry... lose some weight then... But not too much, not too a point where chi too becomes unrecognizable.
Me: It's a shame you're Muslim, I so want to eat Hokkien Mee with extra pork lard with you right now.
*Yes, it's true, in real life, I can actually speak within a parenthesis. Sometimes I can even speak in capital letters too.
You: No, don't... you are perfect the way you are. If you lose weight you won't be chi too.
Me: So, what you are saying is that I should remain unattractive and overweight, thus depleting my chances of attracting members of the opposite sex, just so that you can maintain a perfect romantised ideal of who I am. And not to mention, the potential dangers of cardiovascular diseases. You want me to deal with all these nonsense just because you want me to remain the way you perceive me as being perfect... not to mention your secret fixation with chubby men despite yourself being a highly attractive and intelligent individual (though this would mean nothing since all I am attracted to is your potential to make vast amounts of money from your profession in the future)*.
You: Oh... sorry... lose some weight then... But not too much, not too a point where chi too becomes unrecognizable.
Me: It's a shame you're Muslim, I so want to eat Hokkien Mee with extra pork lard with you right now.
*Yes, it's true, in real life, I can actually speak within a parenthesis. Sometimes I can even speak in capital letters too.
A Brief Examination Of The Law Of Thermodynamics
It's getting a little bit too cold.
I turn the fan off.
It's not as cold as before now.
I turn the fan off.
It's not as cold as before now.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Emotional Breakdance
I was told that I really shouldn't have anymore emotional breakdowns... nor breakups...
Instead, I should be having emotional breakdances.
It sounds like an awesome idea.
Then I thought about it really hard only to realize that it's a terrible thing.
Break dancing is bad enough... one that is emotional...
god...
Instead, I should be having emotional breakdances.
It sounds like an awesome idea.
Then I thought about it really hard only to realize that it's a terrible thing.
Break dancing is bad enough... one that is emotional...
god...
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Conversations with you (25 of many)
Me: Merry Chirstmas!
You: Merry Christmas to you too! Where is my Christmas hug?
Me: Oh... I left that at home.
You: Merry Christmas to you too! Where is my Christmas hug?
Me: Oh... I left that at home.
Monday, December 21, 2009
A Prelude To Slitting My Wrist
if you hide all the knives, I won't be able to split my pills which I'll need to stay alive.
either way, I'll still win
either way, I'll still win
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Like A Whale...
I have an excellent sense of direction... just like a whale.
With their senses in sync with the earth's magnetic field, whale's are known to migrate tens of thousands of miles in search of warmer waters, food, and mating partners.
But when their sense of direction ever fail them...
When they do get lost...
Whales commit suicide.
With their senses in sync with the earth's magnetic field, whale's are known to migrate tens of thousands of miles in search of warmer waters, food, and mating partners.
But when their sense of direction ever fail them...
When they do get lost...
Whales commit suicide.
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Sunday, December 06, 2009
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