Startling Facts That Are Not So Startling After All (part three of many)

Do you know?

40% of off days taken by employees are on mondays and fridays.

Now you know!

Nothing have changed

Puisi Pagi Isnin

Aku nak makan babi
Babi nak makan aku
Mereka kata aku puki
Aku berkata bahasa baku.

TAMAT

Selected Essays From The Study Of Post Future Theories By chi too (chapter 8)

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Awake/Asleep

I have no other desire than to sleep
Life should be like chat programs where we merely have to switch status... Online/Offline.

Awake/Asleep

I'm changing my status to 'Asleep' now.
Please don't bother to ever change it again.

Aku Rasa Macam...

Pukimak.

Selected Essays From The Study Of Post Future Theories By chi too (chapter 7)

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Emo Di Hari Raya

Hari ini saya berasa sungguh emo
Saya tidak faham kenapa. Apakah rasa kesepian yang dirasa, sedangkan saya sering dikerumuni kawan kawan yang tersayang. Entahlah, mungkinkah kompas saya sudah rosak, ia menunjukkan saya ke arah tujuan yang entahapahapaentah.

Kewarasan saya sangsi
Tempoh hayat saya sudah basi.

chi too's Guide On How To Make The World A Better Place : Selected Excerpts From Selected Essays (2 of many)

All homes should be fitted with 2 water supply inlets.
1 supplies regular clean water.
The other... Orangina.