Tuesday, August 25, 2009

I am an AM vamp

Apologies to Stephen Hawkings

Like Kafka, after my demise, I want my name to also be a verb...

'Mr Hawkings... I think there is a need to chitoo your theory of everything'

But first, I would like my name to first be an adjective

'Mr Hawkings... Your book 'The History of Time' lacks a certain chitoo'

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Conversations With You (16 of many)

Me : You are the best
You : I know
Me : The best part is that I know that you know.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Now All I Need To Do Is See A Therapist.

Its all too exciting...
Oh so exciting.

It's been a while since I felt such immense joy and happiness.

Saturday, August 08, 2009

My Desire Is To Use The Word 'Flux' In Daily Conversation

There's no point in looking back at what was lost. Being in a constant state of flux, we cannot afford nostalgia.

Thursday, August 06, 2009

My Desire Is To Use The Word 'Postulate' In Daily Conversation

Don't worry, I'm still around. Let's drown your sorrows in cake and ice cream. Well, unless if I hook up with someone, then I might not be around for you and I apologize for that in advance...

But if recent events is to be considered a form of indication, one can easily postulate that I would be around for a really long time.

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Conversations with you (15 of many)

Me: Is that some sort of a metaphor?
You: How is that a metaphor?
Me: How is that not a metaphor?

Monday, August 03, 2009

To drink milk straight from the carton out of the fridge is probably the 2nd best feeling in the universe.
Yang Itu...
Tapi jangan lupa untuk membawa pisang.
Barangkali dewa-dewi marah tanganmu kosong.