It Is I

Today I asked my Magic 8 Ball (tm)...

'Am I the reincarnation of Franz Kafka'

'better ask again later'

'Am I the reincarnation of Franz Kafka'

'reply hazy, try again'

'Am I the reincarnation of Franz Kafka'

'it is certain'

Yes... It is therefore confirmed... I am the reincarnation of Franz Kafka. I'm not one who'd dispute the clairvoyance of the magic eight ball (tm).

ps: I hope I don't wake up as a giant bug tomorrow.