I Made A Porno

While I was minding my own business, I received an SMS from Amir Muhammad... the curator for the upcoming S Express series for the Asian Film Symposium which is scheduled to screen 'While You Were Eating' this Tuesday in Singapore. (I think I just broke the world record for world's longest sentence... Malaysia Boleh, next I will try to recreate that sentence is space).

Amir: You are just too rauncy!

I was like, what the hell... given the fact that I can't tell the difference when someone is trying to be sarcastic anymore, I really could not make sense of what he was trying to tell me.
So I replied...

chi too: Me? Raunchy? You give me too much credit. Are you speaking in signs and symbols again. Sorry, I've not evolved into such an advanced being as you.

Amir: I take it that you've not checked your email yet.

No... of course I've not, I don't check my email when I am not at home. So I got home and received the following e-mail from Kristin, the Asian Film Symposium coordinator:

"Dear Chi Too,

It is with great regret that we have to pull out “While You Were Eating” from the programme because the film is not granted a PG rating. Unfortunately, we are only licensed for PG rated films at The Substation. However, we would still love to screen it privately for our guests coming to Singapore, and to have you with us all the same. Please let us know your thoughts.

"bla bla bla bla..."

Wow...I made a porno flick... stunned for a moment...don't know what to think... then I sent my actors the following SMS..

chi too: congratulations, you are now an official porn star.

go figure.

ps: While You Were Eating will be uploaded to hyperbolica.blogspot.com. check out the page in a few days time. cheerios.