It Bites!

Overheard in a guesthouse in Miri, Sarawak...

Farang : So how is it like in the Niah caves... are there leeches and things like that?
Guesthouse Caretaker : No... only mosquitoes... and birdshit.

pauses...

Guesthouse Caretaker : Birdshit don't bite.

Instantly I imagine birdshit that is actually capable of biting back... That would be a problem ain't it. And what if slowly, defecation progressively begin to evolve to a stage where they can actually bite back. We'll have to revolutionize the way we take dumps then.

ps: I've been defecating healthily despite the strange Penan diet I had over the past week. It's solid, brownish, occasionally with a tinge of yellow, or green... depending on diet I reckon.