Short Skirt! Long Jacket!

This post has nothing to do with short skirts, nor does it have anything to do with long jackets. In fact it doesn't have anything to do with anything at all. It is nothing more than a fanciful attempt at wasting time. If you feel that your time is being wasted, please go do something a little bit more productive than reading this post. I will try my very best to stop typing this entry.