Not a good addition to what is already a lazy unproductive day. I should cattle prod myself. Maybe I should go learn how to make films under the tutelage of Panda Head Curry.
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Well, Disciple Too.
You have made the first step in recognizing the infinite and true wisdom of Panda Head Curry?. We are also very pleased that you saw fit to post our "Samy" video on this site.
As I have advised you over and over again. You problems can be solved by one word, porn.
Yes, you will earn much money making porno movies, rather than producing intellectual, well shot, nicely lit and edited crap.
Your average yahoo doesn't want to see that. And the people who appreciate that, have the spending power of a 7 year old with a RM 5/day allowance, even though they may be over 30 years old.
Here, let me give you more free advice on this endeavor.
To get into a Japanese film fest you need to know 2 words, porn and whales.
OK? How much simpler can I make it?
I will give you the steps:
a) Go rent a whaling ship and crew.
b) Put on board a single nubile Japanese porn actress.
c) Sail south. Track and kill humpback (or something more endangered).
d) Bukake orgy in slain whale flesh and blood.
e) In background, play Panda Head Curry?'s "Ahab".
If you do this, your movie will be more well known than Kurosawa, Itami and the guy who made the original black and white Ultraman series.
Go forth and multiply!
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