How are you doing... hope this email finds you well and happy. It is
to my dismay that I should send you this email. After keeping it to
myself for so long, I must at last confess to you an atrocity that
have taken place in Lake Murray after your departure.
I have photographic evidence that a patient of yours, A Mr. Luke
Strandquist, have failed to keep to his promise of keeping his severed
toe clean and dry at all times. On more than one occasion, Mr.
Strandquist have deliberately endangered his toe by swimming in the
lake. Attached is a photo of Mr. Strandquist getting his feet wet in
the waters of Camp Awekaim (aka. Camp Death); one of the many
occasions where this atrocity have taken place.
I hope that you can take stren disciplinary action against this
unbecoming behaviour displayed by Mr. Strandquist. In the mean time,
see you later alligator.
regards,
chi too.
Mr. Luke Strandquist caught red handed swimming in the waters off Camp Awekaim, Lake Murray, Papua New Guinea.
Mr. Xiao Wei, a fellow accomplice jumping into Lake Murray. It is believed that Mr. Strandquist believed he could get away with the crime if it is commited with a Chinese rock star.
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Damn strait- Miss you Chi!!!
This is Luke
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